You arch me one more time and I swear I'm crawling off your face and getting a new agent. Holy shit! A minute ago I was a anxious nerd, and now I'm a super-buff stud! They fall from the sky into a JUNGLE, and realize they have turned into their AVATARS! Ok, fine! I don't want to play, but I guess I will anyway. Despite being blonde and vapid, I'll pick the professor avatar instead of the awesomely-named "Ruby Roundhouse." Sure, we've known each other for all of five minutes. Best to never mention it again or wonder how it got here. Hey, let's play this video game I found in the school's basement! It kinda looks like it belongs to that kid that disappeared 20 years ago. Ok, so we've got a nerd, a jock, a popular girl, and a girl who doesn't give a shit, and we're all thrown in detention. BLANDSVILLE HIGH SCHOOL - 20 YEARS LATERįour teenagers get sent to DETENTION for being too GENERIC. JUMANJI turns into a clunky, 90's video game cartridge and SUCKS the SON into the game. Well, it just so happens that I can magically turn into what's cool in any given time period! Except in the last movie where I didn't do anything like that, or later in this movie where I also don't do anything like that. Board games are whack! I'd rather play video games, they're da bomb! And here's some seaweed, cigarette butts, and broken beer bottles! I sure do love sharing my beach treasures. ![]() ![]() Look son! Here's a board game I found on a beach somewhere.
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